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Insult Status whatsapp
- I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
- Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Are your parents siblings?
- I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
- Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.
Mix with people with a good attitude.
- If you are shameless, you would do as you wish..
Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??
- Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
How would you like to feel the way you look?
- I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..
Do u practice being this ugly?
- Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent..
I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
- Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head..
If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
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Insult Status for Friends
- Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey 🙂
I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.
- Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.
Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
- If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard
I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.
- Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing..
90% of the time I say ‘BRB’ it just means I don’t want to talk to you anymore..
- If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich … want those leftovers too?
- Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
- I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
- The First Human Who Hurled An Insult Instead Of A Stone Was The Founder Of Civilization.
Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.
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Short Insult Status
- Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
Actually no, my status wasn’t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
- Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
Hey time, Slow down. You’re killing me.
- Baby, Are you Hungry ?
Lets play something Multi-player.
- Locked at 30 frames.
Turn on your hotspot!!
- My data-plan is unlimited.
Shake well before use.
- You, me and exercise 😉
I like it rough.
- Worked on Fine Leg.
Pull down to refresh.
- Dance in slow motion.
Your Bed, My Bed
- Massage with happy ending.
Wanna go sleep Early ?
- I’m a loaded gun.
Can I GO DOWN?
- Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15.
- The fragrance – Of your skin is sweeter to me than the perfumes of a million roses…
I love your lips when they’re wet with wine and red with wicked desire.
- If kissing is the language of love, then we have a lot to talk about.
I’ll show you mine, if you’ll show me yours.
- I had a stressful day today, want to help me unwind? Anytime, anyplace. Are you game?
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
- I don’t make mistakes, I just date them.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted, kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
- Kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but anyhow you can kiss me baby I am vaccinated.
I cant taste my lips could you do it for me.
- I’ll kiss you on the rain so you get twice as wet.
Your clothes are making me uncomfortable please take them off.
- I don’t care if you think I’m crazy. Life is too short to be normal.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
- I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
- I have a problem. My problem is love and… My solution is you.
I know I’m crazy. Don’t ruin my moment.
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Hot Status for Whatsapp
- u going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :
Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.
- Love People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.
- Are you ever dies.. only the lover changes.
A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit and in shape.
- When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?
- Do you ever look at your friends and think ‘why the hell aren’t we comedians?’
I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
- Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.
People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.
- Being in a relationship is a full-time job, don’t apply if you’re not ready to commit.
If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.
Hots Facebook insult Status
- Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?
That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.
- If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old will you be?
Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
- When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you. Make your appointment today.
- The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs.
Sh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop and Whatsapp.