100+Hot status, Insult Status, Hot SMS For Whatsapp

100+Hot status, Insult Status, Hot SMS For Whatsapp

120+ [Best] Attitude Status & Quotes for Whatsapp (2019)
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Insult status: To day we are shearing amazing insult status with you.Hope you enjoy this status and like it.Don’t forget shear with your friends.


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Insult Whatsapp Status

  • I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
  • Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
  • Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
  • Are your parents siblings?
  • I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
  • I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
  • Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date.
  • Mix with people with a good attitude.
  • If you are shameless, you would do as you wish..
  • Why don’t you understand me like my iPhone does??
  • Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
  • How would you like to feel the way you look?
  • I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..
  • Do u practice being this ugly?
Insult status


  • Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent..
  • I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
  • Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head..
  • If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

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Insult Status for Friends

  • Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey 🙂
  • I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.
  • Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.
  • Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
  • If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard
  • I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you, you’re just not laughing.
  • Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing..
  • 90% of the time I say ‘BRB’ it just means I don’t want to talk to you anymore..
  • If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
  • Oh you are dating my ex? Cool, Im eating a sandwich … want those leftovers too?
  • Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.
  • How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
  • I’m not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it.
  • Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
  • The First Human Who Hurled An Insult Instead Of A Stone Was The Founder Of Civilization.
  • Girls like shoes more than CLOTHES, Because No Matter How Much They Weigh, it still fits.

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Short Insult Status

  • Don’t feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
  • Actually no, my status wasn’t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
  • Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
  • Hey time, Slow down. You’re killing me.
  • Baby, Are you Hungry ?
  • Lets play something Multi-player.
  • Locked at 30 frames.
  • Turn on your hotspot!!
  • My data-plan is unlimited.
  • Shake well before use.
  • You, me and exercise 😉
  • I like it rough.
  • Worked on Fine Leg.
  • Pull down to refresh.
  • Dance in slow motion.
  • Your Bed, My Bed
  • Massage with happy ending.
  • Wanna go sleep Early ?
  • I’m a loaded gun.
  • Can I GO DOWN?

Hot kiss Status

  • Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  • Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15.
  • The fragrance – Of your skin is sweeter to me than the perfumes of a million roses…
  • I love your lips when they’re wet with wine and red with wicked desire.
  • If kissing is the language of love, then we have a lot to talk about.
  • I’ll show you mine, if you’ll show me yours.
  • I had a stressful day today, want to help me unwind? Anytime, anyplace. Are you game?
  • Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
  • I don’t make mistakes, I just date them.
  • Kisses blown are kisses wasted, kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
  • Kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but anyhow you can kiss me baby I am vaccinated.
  • I cant taste my lips could you do it for me.
  • I’ll kiss you on the rain so you get twice as wet.
  • Your clothes are making me uncomfortable please take them off.
  • I don’t care if you think I’m crazy. Life is too short to be normal.
  • Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
  • I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
  • Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
  • I have a problem. My problem is love and… My solution is you.
  • I know I’m crazy. Don’t ruin my moment.

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Hot Status for Whatsapp

  • u going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? :
  • Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.
  • Love People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
  • Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.
  • Are you ever dies.. only the lover changes.
  • A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit and in shape.
  • When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
  • I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?
  • Do you ever look at your friends and think ‘why the hell aren’t we comedians?’
  • I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
  • Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.
  • People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.
  • Being in a relationship is a full-time job, don’t apply if you’re not ready to commit.
  • If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.

Hots Facebook Status 

  • Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?
  • That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.
  • If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old will you be?
  • Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
  • When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  • You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you. Make your appointment today.
  • The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs.
  • Sh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop and Whatsapp.