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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
I want someone to give me a loan and then leave me alone.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the japanese flag.
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
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I’m jealous of my parents, i’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
I don’t want to earn my living, I want to live.
Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.
I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.
Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.
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I still miss him, I miss him, I’m missing him.
The only normal people you know are the ones you don’t know very well.
Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.
Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
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Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
Oooooh, That a bit too harsh. Let me put a ‘lol’ at the end of it.
Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
That feeling when you enter to a store & they play your favorite song 🙂
The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you. 🙂
Its awesome .. when some one understands u more than u..! 🙂
That Awesome Moment, When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places.. 😀
That Amazing Moment.. When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne.. But, The HeadphOnes Save Its Life.
That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !! Than attenders.
That ‘Awesome moment’, when you see someone’s status,and you know it’s aimed at you.
I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Honesty is the best gift you can give.
Awesome English Status And Quotes
When I joke they take it seriously.
I like crazy people, especially those who don’t see the risk.
Best conversations always happen late in the night. 🙂
The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.
Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.
Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
God is really creative, i mean..just look at me.
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